If I had the choice, I would not have come back, but this idiot here stirred up trouble and made a bunch of novices depressed, so I’m forced to come back. Idiots. B(

((S-Sorry.))

tumblrbot asked:

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

REOPENING THIS BLOG?

I EVEN OPENED THE ASK BOX. PLEASE SEND ME QUESTIONS. /CRYING

NO. I LIED. TAKE ME BACK. I’M SORRY I WANTED TO LEAVE. I WAS KIDDING. NOPE. I’M BACK YOU GUYS I’M BACK. HOLY SHIT I CAN’T LEAVE, WHAT WAS I THINKING? STUPID STUPID STUPID. THIS BLOG MEANS TOO MUCH FOR ME THAT QUITTING WON’T LET ME SLEEP. I’M BACK. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  UPDATES WILL BE SLOW BUT I CAN’T QUIT. I JUST CAN’T. I’M SORRY. I LOST LIKE 20 FOLLOWERS ALREADY BUT IDC. I’M DOING THIS FOR MYSELF.

NO. I LIED. TAKE ME BACK. I’M SORRY I WANTED TO LEAVE. I WAS KIDDING. NOPE. I’M BACK YOU GUYS

I’M BACK. HOLY SHIT I CAN’T LEAVE, WHAT WAS I THINKING? STUPID STUPID STUPID. THIS BLOG MEANS TOO MUCH FOR ME THAT QUITTING WON’T LET ME SLEEP. I’M BACK. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

UPDATES WILL BE SLOW BUT I CAN’T QUIT. I JUST CAN’T. I’M SORRY. I LOST LIKE 20 FOLLOWERS ALREADY BUT IDC. I’M DOING THIS FOR MYSELF.

Anonymous asked:

Do you like-like altair secretly \030/

Hahahahahahahahaha

No.

gingersnappes asked:

Malik!! Can I hang out with you in your bureau please? I promise I'll be quiet. :D

Fine. Use the “Altair Corner.”

sassysharpshooter asked:

If you had to summarize your life's story in a song, what song would it be?

I’ll tell you once you get out of my bureau

Anonymous asked:

THE ASS BOX IS STILL OPEN D8 /tackles Malik

OH DEAR G— GET OFF ME.

Anonymous asked:

HEY MALIK CLAP!

Hey faceless coward, 

why don’t you go clap

in front of Templars

gavinissuperbene asked:

-gentle push-

/gently push

off a cliff

over an ocean

stubbie asked:

Altairs, Altairs everywhere

Dear god, I hope not.

Anonymous asked:

HEY MALIK what do you think about Maria?

She certainly is fierce and she loves to come over for tea whenever Altair annoys her. Then she would complain about it for hours

Other than that, I respect her. But she could do better than Altair.

askabeggar asked:

I am at pains to bother you once again, good sir, since you have been so kind to me in the past. Though it seems I have no choice. I am in desperate need of coin. My young sister is so ill and with no one but me to care for her, well... you understand. I must humbly ask you for help. Please. I am begging you.

Go bother Altair. B(

Anonymous asked:

I know you get really angry about the terrible puns involving disabilities, and think people should quite while they're a head, but you needn't be so worried. They're quite armless.

…………………………………………

I hope you burn

in the hottest

deepest

pit

of hell.

screamingriotgirl asked:

.... *hugs and runs for f*cking life*

/twitch

((Holy shit, why are there so many messages? Text is tiring already. OTL))